mad today, glad tomorrow

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You're mad today because someone messed with your brain, but tomorrow you'll be glad because you'll forget all the dumb stuff they did.

My cousin stole my last slice of pizza. I'm mad now. But tomorrow I'll forget because I'll be too busy eating my own brain.

My mom yelled at me for not doing my homework. I'm mad now. But tomorrow I'll be glad because I'll be too busy crying about my life.

My dog ate my homework. I'm mad now. But tomorrow I'll be glad because I'll be too busy blaming my dog for everything.

You're mad today because someone said something stupid, but tomorrow you'll be glad because you'll realize they're just a dumb person.

My neighbor said my lawn is a disgrace. I'm mad now. But tomorrow I'll be glad because I'll be too busy looking at my own disgrace.

My friend called me a donkey. I'm mad now. But tomorrow I'll be glad because I'll be too busy being a donkey.

My brother said I'm the worst brother ever. I'm mad now. But tomorrow I'll be glad because I'll be too busy being the worst brother ever.

You're mad today because someone messed up your day, but tomorrow you'll be glad because you'll be too busy being a mess yourself.

My teacher gave me a pop quiz. I'm mad now. But tomorrow I'll be glad because I'll be too busy being a mess on the test.

My dad left the house without saying goodbye. I'm mad now. But tomorrow I'll be glad because I'll be too busy being a mess in the house.

My dog peed on my shoes. I'm mad now. But tomorrow I'll be glad because I'll be too busy being a mess in my shoes.

You're mad today because someone made you feel bad, but tomorrow you'll be glad because you'll be too busy making someone else feel bad.

My friend said I'm ugly. I'm mad now. But tomorrow I'll be glad because I'll be too busy saying my friend is ugly.

My sister took my phone. I'm mad now. But tomorrow I'll be glad because I'll be too busy taking her phone.

My mom said I'm lazy. I'm mad now. But tomorrow I'll be glad because I'll be too busy saying my mom is lazy.

You're mad today because someone did something dumb, but tomorrow you'll be glad because you'll be too busy doing something even dumber.

My brother broke my favorite toy. I'm mad now. But tomorrow I'll be glad because I'll be too busy breaking his favorite toy.

My dad forgot my birthday. I'm mad now. But tomorrow I'll be glad because I'll be too busy forgetting his birthday.

My dog ate my homework. I'm mad now. But tomorrow I'll be glad because I'll be too busy eating my dog.

You're mad today because someone ruined your day, but tomorrow you'll be glad because you'll be too busy ruining someone else's day.

My teacher gave me a pop quiz. I'm mad now. But tomorrow I'll be glad because I'll be too busy giving my teacher a pop quiz.

My friend said I'm ugly. I'm mad now. But tomorrow I'll be glad because I'll be too busy saying my friend is ugly.

My mom said I'm lazy. I'm mad now. But tomorrow I'll be glad because I'll be too busy saying my mom is lazy.