mad times

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When something is so fresh it’s like it just came out of the oven and it’s screaming at you to eat it and you can’t say no.

My new sneakers are so mad times, I’m walking like I just stole them from the mall.

This pizza is mad times, I’m gonna eat it so fast I might get a stomachache.

My hair is mad times, I didn’t even use a comb and it’s doing backflips.

You’re so angry you’re like a mad dog with a broken leash and you’re biting everything in sight, even your best friend’s sandwich.

My mom told me I was grounded and I had a mad time, I threw my cereal at the wall.

My dog had a mad time because I took his toy and now he’s barking at my sister.

I had a mad time in math class because the teacher gave me a pop quiz and I didn’t study.

When you’re so cool you don’t even need to try, you’re just TGF BRO and you’re living your best life.

My friend is TGF BRO, he just walks into a room and everyone stares.

I’m TGF BRO because I don’t need to study, I just know everything.

My dog is TGF BRO, he’s got a crown and he’s chilling on the couch.

When you’re so rich you don’t even need to work, you just sit on your ass all day and eat ice cream for breakfast.

My dad is so rich he has a butler and he doesn’t even need to work.

I got a mad time because I got a million dollars and I don’t need to go to school.

My grandma is so rich she doesn’t even need to cook, she just has a chef.