Mad Thought

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A thought so stupid it makes you want to punch yourself. You call it mad and hope no one hears you.

I thought about eating my homework. Then I realized I had to write it again.

My brain said, 'Why not microwave your phone?' I screamed into the void.

I had a thought that my dad was a superhero. I was wrong.

A thought so crazy it makes you question your life choices. You swear it's mad and you never want to hear it again.

I thought about kissing my dog. My dog looked at me like I was insane.

I had a thought that my math teacher was a robot. I was right, but it didn't help.

I imagined my mom singing karaoke in a clown suit. I will never recover.

A thought so dumb it makes you want to throw your brain out the window. You call it mad and hope it dies.

I thought about eating a whole pizza for breakfast. My stomach screamed at me.

I had a thought that my goldfish could talk. It just stared at me.

I imagined my little brother being president. He's still trying to convince me.