Mad takes

My cousin did a moonwalk and I got dizzy and peed my pants.

At the club, that guy danced like he was trying to kill the DJ.

My dog tried to copy my dance moves and now he’s limping.

She twerked so hard the ceiling started cracking.

My friend did a dance so wild it scared my cat into hiding in the fridge.

He was dancing like he had a monster in his pants.

That kid danced so good I gave him my last slice of pizza.

My mom danced like she was fighting a dragon and won.

The guy at the party danced like he was born in a disco ball.