Mad-Suspect

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A word for when you're so clueless that getting caught feels like your daily routine. Like you're the main character of a bad cop show and you're the guy who forgot to hide the evidence.
"Man, I walked into the police station like it was my apartment. Mad-suspect."
"You got caught robbing a donut shop. That was mad-suspect."
"He got caught cheating on a test because he forgot to bring a pencil. That was mad-suspect."
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When you're so dumb that you think you're invisible, but you're not. It's like you're wearing a neon sign that says, 'I did it.'
"I walked out of the store with a bag full of candy. Mad-suspect."
"He texted the teacher during class. Mad-suspect."
"She forgot to put on her shirt. Mad-suspect."
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A word for when you're so obvious that even a blind person could see what you did. Like you're the loudest kid in the class and you're also the one who spilled the whole juice box.
"He spilled the juice box in the middle of the floor. Mad-suspect."
"I texted my crush during math. Mad-suspect."
"She ran out of the room screaming like a mad person. Mad-suspect."
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When you're so stupid that you think you're the only one who can get away with it. But guess what? You're not. You're the reason the whole class got in trouble.
"I yelled at the teacher. Mad-suspect."
"He threw a chair out the window. Mad-suspect."
"She wrote the whole test on the desk. Mad-suspect."
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A word for when you're so careless that you think the world is on your side. But the world is not. The world is laughing at you.
"He forgot to lock the door. Mad-suspect."
"She left her homework on the sidewalk. Mad-suspect."
"He ran into the police car like it was a game. Mad-suspect."
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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