mad stiffy

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acting like a confused chicken with a bad hair day. You're both goofy and annoying, and people can tell you're full of crap.

My cousin said I was a mad stiffy after I lied about winning the lottery.

She called me a mad stiffy because I tripped over my own feet in front of my crush.

He texted me 'You're a mad stiffy' after I said I could bench press a cow.

you're a walking joke, making faces like you're arguing with your reflection while also being a total liar.

My teacher said I was a mad stiffy for cheating on the math test.

He called me a mad stiffy after I pretended to be a superhero in the school hallway.

My mom said I was a mad stiffy for eating the last slice of pizza and lying about it.

you're a mess of lies and awkward moves, like a robot that forgot how to dance and also lied about its name.

My friend said I was a mad stiffy after I tried to do a magic trick and failed.

She called me a mad stiffy because I tried to impress her by talking to a pigeon.

He said I was a mad stiffy for telling my dog I could fly.

you're a total mess, acting like you're in a weird play and also lying to everyone about everything.

My teacher said I was a mad stiffy for eating the classroom fish.

My sister called me a mad stiffy after I said I could speak dog and failed.

He said I was a mad stiffy for pretending to be a wizard and getting caught by my mom.