Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A ton of cash that makes your wallet look like it just got into a fight with a bank.

I just got paid and my wallet is screaming in pain.

That guy has mad stacks of cabbage, I think he’s gonna buy the whole grocery store.

She’s got mad stacks of cabbage and a side of snacks.

2

So much money it could pay for your bad decisions and your ex’s new car.

He’s got mad stacks of cabbage, I think he’s gonna buy his ex a new car and a new life.

Mad stacks of cabbage, that’s what I need to stop being broke.

She’s got mad stacks of cabbage and a side of drama.

3

A pile of cash so big it could choke a goldfish and still have change left over.

That man has mad stacks of cabbage, I think he’s gonna choke a goldfish.

I just got mad stacks of cabbage and I’m gonna buy a goldfish to choke.

She’s got mad stacks of cabbage and a goldfish for company.

4

So much money it could buy you a mansion and still have enough left for a pizza.

He’s got mad stacks of cabbage, I think he’s gonna buy a mansion and a pizza.

Mad stacks of cabbage, that’s what I need to stop being poor.

She’s got mad stacks of cabbage and a side of pizza.

5

A bunch of cash that could buy you a vacation and still have enough for a side of fries.

He’s got mad stacks of cabbage, I think he’s gonna take a vacation and eat fries.

I got mad stacks of cabbage, now I’m gonna go on vacation and eat fries.

She’s got mad stacks of cabbage and a side of fries for life.

6

So much money it could buy you a new life and still have enough left to buy your ex a new car.

He’s got mad stacks of cabbage, I think he’s gonna buy a new life and his ex a new car.

Mad stacks of cabbage, that’s what I need to stop being sad.

She’s got mad stacks of cabbage and a new life for her ex.