mad squables

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you can punch a hole in a wall and still argue about whose fault it was

I broke three fingers and still said he was a weakling.

She had a black eye and still blamed him for her bad hair.

They fought over a $2 burrito and now live in separate cities.

you can start a fight in a grocery store and finish it in the parking lot

He threw a cart at her and then ran her over with his car.

They fought over the last taco and ended up breaking the ice cream machine.

They started yelling at the cashier and ended up yelling at the cops.

you can beat someone up and still have time to insult their mom

He knocked her down and said her mom was a fat loser.

She punched him and then called his dad a bad driver.

They fought for 10 minutes and still had time to insult each other’s dogs.