Mad Squabbles

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Being able to punch someone’s face and still have energy for a dance battle.

I just beat up my cousin and still did a backflip. Mad squabbles, baby.

He ran into a wall and still cussed me out. That’s mad squabbles.

She fought three guys and still had time to text me. Mad squabbles, for sure.

When you can do something amazing and do it fast, like a superhero with a bad attitude.

He caught the ball and threw it back in 0.2 seconds. Mad squabbles.

She ran across the street and yelled at the dog. Mad squabbles.

He broke the glass and screamed at me. Mad squabbles.

When you're so messed up you can’t tell if you're high or just plain crazy.

I thought I was high, but I just forgot my pants. Mad squabbles.

He said he was on drugs, but he just didn’t know his own name. Mad squabbles.

She cried at a sandwich and then laughed at a sock. Mad squabbles.

When you can’t even think straight because everything is going wrong at the same time.

My mom yelled at me, my dog bit my brother, and my phone died. Mad squabbles.

I lost my keys, my lunch, and my dignity. Mad squabbles.

The internet went out, my mom called, and my dog ran away. Mad squabbles.