Mad Spoolie

My cousin’s a mad spoolie because he collects spoons from every restaurant he eats at.

I told my mom I was a mad spoolie and she said I was weird and I was like 'you're just not cool enough.'

At school, my friend said I was a mad spoolie because I named my pencil 'Bob.'

My brother is a mad spoolie because he wears socks with sandals every day and won’t stop talking about it.

I got called a mad spoolie because I started a band with my dog and now it’s on YouTube.

My teacher said I was a mad spoolie because I drew a mustache on the principal’s face during lunch.

My sister is a mad spoolie because she thinks every cloud is a giant cat and she draws them all the time.

I’m a mad spoolie because I watch 10 hours of videos about cereal every day and I don’t care if people laugh at me.

My friend called me a mad spoolie because I started a war between my two cats over who gets the last piece of pizza.

My dad is a mad spoolie because he wears a hat to bed and talks to it like it’s his best friend.

I got called a mad spoolie because I made a whole playlist of my dog’s sneezes and play it every morning.

My friend is a mad spoolie because he collects bottle caps and thinks he’s going to be rich someday.

My mom is a mad spoolie because she dances in the grocery store and sings songs about milk.

I’m a mad spoolie because I wear a helmet to school and people think I’m crazy.

My friend is a mad spoolie because he talks to his plants and they’ve started arguing with him.

My brother is a mad spoolie because he thinks he’s a wizard and he casts spells on my homework.

I’m a mad spoolie because I have 100 different kinds of socks and I wear them all in different ways.

My friend is a mad spoolie because she thinks her cat is a prince and he’s going to rule the world.