Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The witching hour when everyone’s brain turns to mush and they start yelling about stuff they’re mad about

DM: 'Why is it 2am and my mom is still talking about her ex? This is mad snail.'

Tweet: 'My dog just stared at me for 10 minutes. It’s mad snail.'

Group chat: 'Why is my math teacher yelling at the ceiling? It’s mad snail.'

2

A fake sickness that makes you act like a zombie. You laugh at your own jokes and your toenails look like they’ve been tortured

Text: 'I got mad snail and my sister laughed at me.'

DM: 'I have mad snail and my dad is making me eat soup for breakfast.'

Post: 'I have mad snail and I cried over a pizza.'

3

When someone is so stupid it makes your brain hurt and you want to punch them

Tweet: 'My little brother is so dumb. He thinks the sky is green. It’s mad snail.'

Text: 'Why is my friend still talking about his pet goldfish? It’s mad snail.'

Group chat: 'My teacher doesn’t know how to add. It’s mad snail.'

4

The part of the day when everyone is tired and angry. It’s like being stuck in a room with your worst enemy

Post: 'I can’t sleep. It’s 12:30 am and I’m mad snail.'

DM: 'I had mad snail and my mom cried over a sock.'

Text: 'My friend got mad snail and texted me 10 times about her cat.'

5

When you see your ex and you’re like, 'They look happy and I’m stuck with my ugly cousin'

Text: 'I saw my ex and I got mad snail.'

DM: 'I saw my ex and I cried. It’s mad snail.'

Tweet: 'My ex is smiling and I’m stuck with my cousin. It’s mad snail.'

6

That time of day when you’re tired and mad and you just want to punch the moon

Post: 'It’s mad snail and I just cried over a sandwich.'

Text: 'I got mad snail and I texted my mom 10 times.'

DM: 'I had mad snail and I threw my shoes at my brother.'

7

When you’re stuck behind some weirdo walking like a snail and you’re so mad you want to scream

Tweet: 'I was stuck behind my math teacher. It’s mad snail.'

Text: 'I saw my dad walking like a snail. It’s mad snail.'

DM: 'I had mad snail and I just yelled at a plant.'