mad sliss

I saw mad sliss at the gas station wearing a pizza box as a hat

My cousin is mad sliss he drinks from a soup can and still smells like last week's party

The guy at the bus stop is mad sliss he tried to light a cigarette with a match and it caught fire

My neighbor is mad sliss he wears his socks on his hands and drinks out of a coffee mug

The mad sliss at the diner eats three pancakes and drinks six coffees

My friend is mad sliss he came to my house wearing a shirt inside out and smelled like a dumpster

The guy at the park is mad sliss he tried to dance and fell into a puddle

My brother is mad sliss he wears his pants backwards and drinks from a bottle of glue

The mad sliss at the bar tried to sing and sounded like a goat with a sore throat