mad skills

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You’re so good at something it’s like you’ve stolen talent from a god and used it to become a legend.
Yo, that kid can juggle flaming torches and ride a unicycle at the same time, mad skills, man!
She drew a perfect dragon with a single pencil in 10 seconds, mad skills, girl!
That guy just did a 360 on a skateboard in the middle of traffic, mad skills, bro!
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Skills so good they make your enemies cry and your friends yell ‘I want some of that!’
He beat the world record for eating hot dogs in 1 minute, mad skills, dude!
She just made a 500-piece puzzle in 3 minutes, mad skills, mom!
He did a backflip off a diving board into a pool, mad skills, man!
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Skills so wild they should be in a superhero movie and have their own theme song.
That kid just solved a Rubik’s cube in 5 seconds, mad skills, genius!
She can write a poem and play the piano at the same time, mad skills, queen!
He just ran a marathon in under 2 hours, mad skills, beast!
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Skills so good even Steven, the penguins, and the computers are jealous of you.
He just beat Steven in a video game, mad skills, man!
The penguins started doing cartwheels because of his mad skills!
The computer crashed because it was so jealous of his mad skills!
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The name of the drifter who can make a car do things that should only be possible in movies.
Rhys Millen is the mad skills of the drift world!
That guy’s the mad skills of the street, drift legend!
He’s the mad skills of the track, no one can beat him!
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When you’re so hungry you could eat a whole cow and still ask for seconds.
I saw a guy eat a whole pizza and still wanted more, mad skills, man!
She just drank a whole bottle of soda and still said she was hungry, mad skills!
He ate 10 hot dogs in 5 minutes, mad skills, beast!
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A virus that turns your weiner into a corona and makes you feel like you’re dying.
That guy’s weiner looks like it’s been through a war, mad skills, man!
She’s got a corona on her weiner and it’s so bad it’s beautiful, mad skills!
His weiner is so infected it’s got its own theme song, mad skills!
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