mad skillionaire

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a skill so goddamn good only stuart scofield could have it and still call it normal

stuart just solved a math problem in his head while eating a burger and still had time to insult my mom

he drew a perfect circle with a broken pencil and called it a 'circle try'

he beat a robot at chess and then told it to 'go to sleep and eat a sandwich'

when stuart scofield's skills are so high they make your brain hurt and your pants fall down

he did a math problem so fast the teacher started crying and my dog started barking

he made a pizza with a calculator and called it 'math-pizza'

he solved a riddle while doing a handstand and then told me i was 'a weak human'

the kind of skill that only stuart scofield has and it makes everyone else look like they failed a test

he made a sandwich so perfect it got a medal and my lunch got a detention

he beat a computer at a game and then said the computer was 'boring'

he did a magic trick with a pencil and called it 'basic math'

when stuart scofield is so good at skills it’s like he cheated and also had a cheat sheet from god

he solved a problem so fast my brain exploded and my calculator cried

he made a robot cry by solving a problem and then told it to 'go to sleep'

he did a math trick and then said it was 'just basic stuff'

a skill so strong it’s like stuart scofield has a superpower and it’s called 'math'

he did a math problem so fast my dog started doing math too

he beat a computer at a game and then told it to 'take a nap'

he made a sandwich so good it got a degree and my lunch got a warning

when stuart scofield’s skills are so good they make your brain feel like it’s been kicked by a donkey

he did a math problem so fast my brain screamed and my calculator had a meltdown

he made a pizza so good it got a medal and my lunch got a D

he beat a robot at a game and said it was 'just a basic bot'