mad-simple-crazy

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Something so easy it makes your brain look like a burnt piece of toast. You're not even trying.
Bro, this app is mad-simple-crazy. I literally just tapped it once and it worked.
My grandma figured this out in 3 seconds. You're not even close.
This math problem is mad-simple-crazy. It's like dividing by two. Come on.
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So basic it's like your brain took a vacation. You're not even smart enough to fail.
This is mad-simple-crazy. I could teach a goldfish to do this.
You're telling me you can't do this? I've seen dogs do this.
This is like the first thing they teach in kindergarten. You're not even trying.
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So simple it's like your brain is on fire. You're not even thinking, you're just being lazy.
This is mad-simple-crazy. I'm literally just breathing and I got it.
This is easier than getting out of bed. You're not even awake.
This is like counting to ten. You're not even trying.
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So easy it makes you look like a baby who just learned to walk. You're not even trying.
This is mad-simple-crazy. I could do this in my sleep. You're not even awake.
This is easier than eating a donut. You're not even hungry.
This is like the first thing you ever learned. You're not even smart.
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So basic it's like your brain is dead. You're not even alive.
This is mad-simple-crazy. I could teach my dog to do this. You're not even a dog.
This is easier than breathing. You're not even living.
This is like the first thing they teach you in school. You're not even a kid.
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