Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

So messed up you can't think straight because something went from zero to crazy in one second

My dog ate my mom's hair extensions and now she's mad shook

I saw my crush's ex at the grocery store and I was mad shook

My math test had 30 questions and I was mad shook

2

So wild you're like a confused chicken when someone does something you never expected

My dad got a tattoo of my mom's face and I was mad shook

My teacher gave me a pop quiz on the solar system and I was mad shook

My cat started singing opera and I was mad shook

3

So messed up you're like a broken toaster when something happens that's completely out of nowhere

My phone exploded in my pocket and I was mad shook

My little brother told my mom he was married and I was mad shook

My pet goldfish started a fight with my dog and I was mad shook

4

So wild you're like a confused squirrel when something happens that makes no sense at all

My mom signed me up for a dance class and I was mad shook

My dog ate my math homework and I was mad shook

My teacher dressed up as a chicken for lunch and I was mad shook

5

So messed up you're like a burnt pizza when something happens so bad it makes your brain hurt

My dog tried to run away with my mom's phone and I was mad shook

My math test had 50 questions and I was mad shook

My little brother got a pet tarantula and I was mad shook