mad shoe

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A woman so hot she could melt your socks off
My cousin's girlfriend is a mad shoe. I saw her in a swimsuit and I almost fainted.
That waitress at the diner is a mad shoe. She looked at me and I forgot how to breathe.
My neighbor's daughter is a mad shoe. She walked by and my dog started licking the air.
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A girl so fine she could make a bald man cry
My brother said his coworker is a mad shoe. He said she’s so fine he got a headache.
That barista at my favorite coffee shop is a mad shoe. She smiled and I almost dropped my coffee.
My friend’s crush is a mad shoe. He’s been talking about her for a month.
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A woman so attractive she could make a donut look jealous
My mom said her friend is a mad shoe. She said the donut at the bakery looked jealous of her.
That girl from my class is a mad shoe. She walked in and the whole class stared.
My uncle’s niece is a mad shoe. She’s so hot, even the donut at the bakery wants her.
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