Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you give someone a face full of tongue or when something is so bad it feels like your mouth got run over by a truck.

You just got mad shlurped by your crush.

This pizza is so bad, it gave me a mad shlurp.

My mom's singing is a mad shlurp I can't escape.

2

Getting your mouth sucked like a vacuum or when something is so bad you want to vomit.

That concert was a mad shlurp I will never forget.

He gave me a mad shlurp during lunch.

My dog's breath is a mad shlurp.

3

When you get a mouthful of someone’s tongue or when something is so bad it tastes like regret.

She gave me a mad shlurp during the school play.

That math test was a mad shlurp.

My brother’s hair is a mad shlurp.

4

When your mouth gets sucked like a donut or when something is so bad it makes you wish you were dead.

That movie was a mad shlurp I almost cried through.

He gave me a mad shlurp after I ate his sandwich.

My teacher’s voice is a mad shlurp.

5

When your face gets a tongue full or when something is so bad it smells like a dead rat.

She gave me a mad shlurp during the talent show.

That homework was a mad shlurp.

My neighbor’s lawn is a mad shlurp.