mad shlurps

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When you give someone a face full of tongue or when something is so bad it feels like your mouth got run over by a truck.
You just got mad shlurped by your crush.
This pizza is so bad, it gave me a mad shlurp.
My mom's singing is a mad shlurp I can't escape.
2
Getting your mouth sucked like a vacuum or when something is so bad you want to vomit.
That concert was a mad shlurp I will never forget.
He gave me a mad shlurp during lunch.
My dog's breath is a mad shlurp.
3
When you get a mouthful of someone’s tongue or when something is so bad it tastes like regret.
She gave me a mad shlurp during the school play.
That math test was a mad shlurp.
My brother’s hair is a mad shlurp.
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When your mouth gets sucked like a donut or when something is so bad it makes you wish you were dead.
That movie was a mad shlurp I almost cried through.
He gave me a mad shlurp after I ate his sandwich.
My teacher’s voice is a mad shlurp.
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When your face gets a tongue full or when something is so bad it smells like a dead rat.
She gave me a mad shlurp during the talent show.
That homework was a mad shlurp.
My neighbor’s lawn is a mad shlurp.
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