mad sharter

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A person who sharts so much it looks like they’re doing a dance in their pants. Their underwear is stained like a war zone and they smell like a rotten pizza.
My cousin is a mad sharter. He sharts during math class. The teacher had to open the window.
My mom says I’m a mad sharter. I shart in my sleep. My bed is a shart disaster.
My dog is a mad sharter. He sharts in the middle of the park. People run away from him.
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They don’t just shart. They shart like it’s their job. Their pants are covered in shart explosions and they stink like a garbage can in summer.
My brother is a mad sharter. He sharts in the bathtub. His brother says it’s a shart bath.
My teacher is a mad sharter. She sharts during lunch. The kids are all grossed out.
My dad is a mad sharter. He sharts in the car. My mom says it’s a shart ride.
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This person sharts so much, their underwear looks like a shart masterpiece. They smell like a fart that’s been sitting in the sun for days.
My friend is a mad sharter. He sharts in the library. The librarian sent him to the hallway.
My sister is a mad sharter. She sharts during dinner. My dad says it’s a shart meal.
My neighbor is a mad sharter. He sharts in the hallway. People avoid him like the plague.
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