Mad-Shagger

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A person who can't stop humping anything that moves, even if it's not human or slightly attractive.

My uncle is a mad-shagger. He once tried to have sex with a goat. It didn't work. He got kicked.

My friend's dog is a mad-shagger. It chases every mailman, firefighter, and pizza delivery guy.

My teacher said I'm a mad-shagger. I was making out with the principal's cat during lunch.

A person who's always getting it on with their partner, even when they're both too tired to move.

My parents are mad-shiggers. They have sex at 3 a. m. and wake me up with loud moans.

My brother's girlfriend is a mad-shagger. They have sex in the car, on the couch, and once in the grocery store.

My neighbor is a mad-shagger. I heard them screaming at 2 a. m. over a broken toothpick.