Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who’s so angry they don’t care if they get kicked out of a cafe for eating the entire scone tray

I got kicked out of the bakery because I ate all the scones and yelled at the barista

He threw a scone at the manager and said he’d be back next week

She cursed the scone tray and left a tip made of stale bread

2

A human who’s so mad they’d rather fight a scone than talk to their mom

I skipped my mom’s call to fight a scone in the middle of the street

He threw a scone at his brother and said he was done

She screamed at the scone like it was her ex

3

Someone so furious they don’t care if they end up in a scone-shaped grave

He yelled at the scone so loud the cops came

She cursed the scone and it ran away

He got so mad he ate the scone and then the whole tray

4

A person who’s so mad they’d punch a scone in the face just to make a point

He punched the scone and it fell apart

She yelled at the scone until it was just crumbs

He threw a scone at the wall and it hit the ceiling

5

Someone who’s so mad they don’t care if they get stuck in a scone forever

He got stuck in the scone and still didn’t care

She screamed so loud the scone exploded

He yelled at the scone until it turned into a muffin