Mad Science

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Mad science is when you try to build a robot out of your pet gerbil and a microwave. Normal science is for wimps. Mad science is for people who think peeing in a volcano is a good idea.
My science teacher tried to make a robot out of a toaster and a dead goldfish. It exploded. Twice.
I tried to turn my brother into a zombie using a blender and a bunch of glitter. It worked. Sort of.
My mom's mad science experiment was putting soap in the coffee. Now my dad talks to the ceiling.
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Mad science is like regular science, but with more explosions, more screaming, and way less respect for the laws of nature. It’s when your science project is also your revenge on your math teacher.
My mad science project was a lava lamp that screamed your name. It was awesome.
I turned my math teacher’s face into a pizza. It was mad science. Also, it was delicious.
My science class tried to summon a demon using a microwave and a sock. It worked. A little too well.
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