Mad Rufus

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A person so good they make your brain explode and your face turn red from jealousy.

My cousin is Mad Rufus. I want to punch him because he’s better than me at everything.

The new kid at school is Mad Rufus. He got 100% on the test and I got 52%.

My dog is Mad Rufus. He eats my homework and still gets A+.

A human version of a superhero, but with more swear words and less capes.

My brother is Mad Rufus. He can beat up a dragon with his bare hands and still pass the math test.

My teacher is Mad Rufus. She gives us pop quizzes and makes us do push-ups.

My neighbor is Mad Rufus. He can fix your car, your phone, and your life.

So good, they make your lunch taste like trash and your dreams come true.

My friend is Mad Rufus. He eats my lunch and still gets full.

My crush is Mad Rufus. He passed the science test and I failed because I was too distracted by him.

My pet turtle is Mad Rufus. It can solve equations and still sleep through the day.