Mad Roota

Roota's in the garden and he's not digging. He's just staring at the dirt like it's a hot girl.

He got a root so deep in the ground, the earth moved.

Roota tried to plant a tree and ended up planting himself.

Roota got fired, but he didn’t care. He just went home and rooted in his backyard.

He roots so much, the neighbors think he’s got a second job as a tree.

Roota roots so loud, the dog ran away.

Roota’s roots are so long, they reached the next town.

He roots so much, the ground looks like it’s been attacked.

Roota’s roots are so deep, he might as well be a tree.