mad respect

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Mad respect is when you do something so crazy or get stuck in a situation so bad that you deserve a standing ovation from the devil himself.
I got mad respect when I ate a whole pizza with my hands in a meatball restaurant and it was on fire.
My dog got mad respect when he ran away from a dragon in a park and came back with a hat.
I got mad respect when I told my teacher I’d rather be a ghost than do math homework.
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Mad respect is a shout-out from Ali G, who says something is so good it’s like he’s eating a sandwich made of gold and happiness.
I got mad respect from Ali G when I turned my math test into a rap battle and won.
My mom got mad respect when she told my dad to stop arguing and just eat the cake.
My dog got mad respect when he broke out of a jail cell and took the mayor’s hat.
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Mad respect is when you’re arguing about who’s the best superhero and suddenly you all agree the Green Arrow is awesome and you’re all confused why you didn’t like him before.
I got mad respect when I argued with my friend about Spiderman and we all agreed the Green Arrow was the best.
My teacher got mad respect when she argued with the principal and everyone joined in on the Green Arrow love.
My dog got mad respect when he argued with a cat about Spiderman and the Green Arrow saved the day.
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