Mad Realities

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A smug, eye-rollin', toothy grin from some creepy cat who thinks he's the king of the dumb shits. He said it like he was high on glitter and bad life choices.
'You’re either mad or you’re just me,' said the cat who never shut up.
The cat grinned like he’d just won the lottery and stole my lunch money.
He said it like he’d been stuck in a blender and came out with a attitude.
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A world so messed up it feels like your brain just got run over by a truck full of fireworks and bad decisions.
I walked into a grocery store and the bread was yelling at me.
My mom turned into a parrot and started roasting my dad.
The sky turned pink and started singing opera.
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