Mad-Rager

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a boner so huge it feels like a raging bull just ran through your pants and left a mess.

I was walking to class and my boner was so big it knocked over a whole row of desks.

He tried to hide it under his shirt but it came out like a monster from a horror movie.

She saw it and screamed, then ran away like she was being chased by a dragon.

a boner so intense it could power a whole city if it was turned into electricity.

He was trying to talk to his crush but his boner was louder than his voice.

It was so big it blocked the sun and made everyone in the park look at him.

He tried to sit down, but his boner wouldn’t let him because it was too full of energy.

a boner so bad it makes you feel like you're going to explode from the inside out.

He was walking down the hallway and his boner made the floor shake like an earthquake.

He tried to hide it but it came out like a superhero saving the day.

His friend saw it and laughed so hard he cried.

a boner so strong it could make a grown man cry and a baby laugh at the same time.

He was trying to concentrate in math class but his boner made him forget everything.

He tried to hide it under his chair but it came out like a monster in a video game.

His teacher saw it and said, 'I’ve seen things I wish I hadn’t.'

a boner so crazy it could make a dinosaur blush and run away in shame.

He was walking to the bus stop and his boner was so big it made the bus stop look tiny.

He tried to hide it but it popped out like a volcano erupting.

His friend saw it and said, 'That’s the worst I’ve ever seen.'

a boner so wild it could make the moon look jealous and the stars try to join in.

He was trying to sleep but his boner was so loud it woke up the whole neighborhood.

He tried to hide it under his hoodie but it came out like a superhero in a comic book.

His mom saw it and said, 'You’ve got to be kidding me.'