Mad Rack

She walked in and I swear the whole room dropped their phones.

My cousin’s girlfriend has mad rack. I’m pretty sure she could feed a whole family.

He asked her out just because she had mad rack. He didn’t even know her name.

She came in wearing a shirt that said ‘I heart tacos’ and I was like, ‘You don’t need a shirt.’

My neighbor’s sister has mad rack. I think she’s trying to start a food truck.

He texted me, ‘You gotta see this chick. She’s got mad rack.’ I was like, ‘You’re gonna need a bigger phone.’

At the mall, I saw a chick with mad rack. I turned around and saw her in the mirror.

My mom’s friend has mad rack. She’s like, ‘I don’t need a date. I’ve got my own side dish.’

He asked me out because I had mad rack. I said, ‘You’re gonna need a bigger table.’

I walked into the room and saw her. I was like, ‘Is that a buffet or is that a chick?’

My brother’s girlfriend has mad rack. He’s like, ‘She’s got more meat than the pizza place.’

He said, ‘I can’t look at her. She’s got mad rack.’ I was like, ‘You’re gonna need a bigger brain.’

She came into the office and I was like, ‘Is that your new coworker or your new boss?’

My sister’s friend has mad rack. She’s like, ‘I work out five times a day just to keep this up.’

He said, ‘I can’t stop looking at her. She’s got mad rack.’ I said, ‘You’re gonna need a new hobby.’

At the gym, I saw her. I was like, ‘That chick could beat the whole team.’

My uncle’s niece has mad rack. He’s like, ‘That’s not a niece. That’s a whole sport.’

He said, ‘I can’t focus on my work. She’s got mad rack.’ I said, ‘You’re gonna need a new job.’