mad pubious

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When something is so good it makes your brain explode like a firecracker in a toilet; also, the wild red hairs on top of the best weed, like it’s trying to tell you it’s the king of the jungle.
That pizza was mad pubious. I ate it so fast I got a food coma and a new nickname: 'The Pizza Hulk.'
That weed was mad pubious. I smoked it and my neighbor thought I was possessed.
This game is mad pubious. I beat my brother and he cried like a baby.
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So good it makes you want to high-five a stranger; also, the crazy red hairs on the best weed, like it’s got a personality and it’s yelling at you.
That music was mad pubious. I danced in my kitchen like I was in a concert and I was the lead singer.
That cake was mad pubious. I ate it so fast I got a sugar rush and a new nickname: 'The Cake Demon.'
That movie was mad pubious. I cried, laughed, and then screamed at the screen like it owed me money.
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So awesome it should get a medal; also, the wild red hairs on the best weed, like it’s got a PhD in being awesome and it’s showing off.
That joke was mad pubious. I laughed so hard my dog started barking at me like I was a comedian.
That sandwich was mad pubious. I ate it and my friend said I should open a restaurant and call it 'The Sandwich Empire.'
That song was mad pubious. I sang it so loud my neighbor came to my door and asked if I was a rock star.
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