mad proffessor

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A crazy chemist who wears a holey lab coat like it's a fashion statement. Talks like a madman when he's bored, happy, or losing his mind. Gets super annoyed when his experiments don't work out.
The mad professor yelled at his beaker like it owed him money.
He threw a flask at the wall because it wouldn't explode.
He tried to turn his coffee into lava and failed.
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A weirdo in a lab coat that looks like it's been through a war. Makes weird noises when he's happy or angry. Gets the worst mood swings when his science goes wrong.
He screamed at a test tube like it was his ex.
He made a loud noise that scared the janitor.
He tried to make a potion and it smelled like his old socks.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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A scientist with a lab coat that looks like it's been used as a toilet. Talks like a maniac when he's excited or mad. Gets really pissy when his experiments are a mess.
He threw a flask at the ceiling because it was too quiet.
He yelled at a bubbling beaker like it was the worst person ever.
He tried to make a new element and it just exploded in his face.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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A lunatic in a lab coat that looks like it's been worn by a thousand scientists. Talks like a robot when he's happy or mad. Gets the worst attitude when his science goes bad.
He yelled at his experiment like it was a bad student.
He made a loud noise that woke up the whole lab.
He tried to make a new chemical and it just smelled like his lunch.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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A weird chemist who wears a lab coat like it's a badge of honor. Talks like a maniac when he's happy or angry. Gets really annoyed when his experiments go wrong.
He screamed at his beaker like it was the last person on Earth.
He threw a flask at his lab partner because it wouldn't burn.
He tried to turn his coffee into a rocket and it just fizzed.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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A crazy scientist who wears a lab coat that looks like it's been in a fight. Talks like a madman when he's excited or mad. Gets super pissy when his experiments fail.
He yelled at a test tube like it was his enemy.
He made a loud noise that scared the whole lab.
He tried to make a new chemical and it just smelled like his feet.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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