Mad Pint

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If someone calls you 'Mad Pint,' it means your wiener is so tiny it looks like it was run over by a truck. People think you should just give up and die.
'Yo, Mad Pint? You look like you lost a bet with a shrimp.'
'You're so Mad Pint I think you could fit in a matchbox.'
'Man, your Mad Pint level is so high I think you're gonna cry.'
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Getting called 'Mad Pint' is like being told your junk is so small it could be a joke. You're basically the punchline.
'Mad Pint? You're the reason I bring my lunch.'
'You're so Mad Pint I think you could hide in a sock.'
'If I saw you in a dark room, I'd think I was hallucinating.'
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If you're called 'Mad Pint,' your cock is so small it's like it's giving up on life. You're the definition of sad.
'Bro, you're so Mad Pint I think you could die from embarrassment.'
'You're the Mad Pint king. No one challenges you.'
'You're so Mad Pint I think you're gonna vanish forever.'
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Being called 'Mad Pint' means your junk is so tiny it looks like it’s been through a war. You’re basically a joke.
'You're the Mad Pint. I'm just here to laugh.'
'If I saw your Mad Pint in the dark, I'd scream.'
'You're so Mad Pint, I think you could die from shame.'
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If someone calls you 'Mad Pint,' your penis is so small it looks like it’s hiding from the world. You’re the weakest link.
'You're the Mad Pint. I'm just here to survive.'
'You're so Mad Pint I think you could be a joke.'
'You're the Mad Pint. I’m the guy who laughs at you.'
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Getting called 'Mad Pint' means your cock is so tiny it looks like it’s gonna cry. You're the saddest person in the room.
'You're the Mad Pint. I'm the guy who laughs at you.'
'You're so Mad Pint I think you could be a meme.'
'You're the Mad Pint, and I'm the guy who’s gonna make fun of you forever.'
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