Mad piece

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A woman so good looking she makes your brain shut down and your pants tighten up.
My cousin saw a mad piece at the mall and immediately forgot his mom's birthday.
She walked into the room and my friend turned into a statue. Literally.
I texted my dude, 'You gotta check this girl out. She’s a mad piece.'
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A woman so hot she could melt the ice in your drink and still have energy to flirt.
My ex said she was a mad piece. Turns out she was right. I still can’t forget her.
He got distracted by a mad piece at the bar and forgot to pay for his beer.
My brother’s dog stared at a mad piece for 10 minutes. He didn’t blink.
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A woman so fine she makes your heart do backflips and your brain say 'I give up.'
She was a mad piece and I tried to impress her with my bad jokes. Didn’t work.
My friend’s neighbor is a mad piece. He’s been trying to ask her out for a year.
I saw a mad piece and immediately forgot my password. Still haven’t remembered it.
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