Mad Petchy

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When you’re so furious about nothing that your face looks like it’s been hit by a tomato blaster and your brain is about to explode. You also whisper ‘aha mmhu’ like it’s a secret code to destroy the world.
My neighbor’s dog pooped on my lawn. I’m now a tomato blaster victim.
I got stuck in the lunch line and now my face is red like a fire truck.
My sister called me a ‘dumb bunny’ and I’m now a human volcano.
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A rage so strong it could cook your eggs. Your face turns red like a tomato that got run over by a truck. You also mutter ‘aha mmhu’ like it’s a death spell.
I got yelled at by my teacher and now my face is a tomato on fire.
My friend stole my snack and I’m now a walking tomato explosion.
I saw a spider and I screamed like I was on fire.
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When your anger is so loud it could wake up the dead. Your face is red like a hot dog in a microwave. You also whisper ‘aha mmhu’ like you’re trying to curse the entire universe.
I got into a fight with my brother and now I look like a hot dog in a microwave.
My mom said I was messy and now I’m a walking curse.
I saw my favorite cereal was gone and I exploded like a tomato.
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