mad one

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A mad one is when someone or a group is super drunk or high and wants to have sex or start a fight with anyone in sight.

I just woke up and I’m already in a mad one. I don’t even know why I’m here.

They came in drunk and started a fight over a bag of chips. Classic mad one.

I tried to talk to them, but they were too busy screaming at the wall. Total mad one.

When you’re on a mad one, you’re angry for no reason and will yell at anyone who looks at you wrong.

He was on a mad one and yelled at the barista for not giving him extra cream.

She was on a mad one and called the bus driver a fat-faced idiot.

He was on a mad one and threw a chair at a random person.

A mad one is when someone is acting like a total lunatic just to get attention.

He was dancing on a table and screaming at the ceiling. Total mad one.

She kept yelling at the TV like it was her ex. Classic mad one.

He was on a mad one and tried to wrestle a security guard.

A mad one is when you do the silliest, most random, and most fun things you can think of, usually after you’ve had no sleep and a lot of drinks.

They had a mad one and painted the walls with ketchup and glitter.

She had a mad one and tried to run a marathon in her pajamas.

He had a mad one and started singing opera in the grocery store.

A mad one is when you’re so angry you’re ready to punch someone, and you say the most ridiculous things while doing it.

He was on a mad one and told me I was a 'fucking ugly little cunt.'

She was on a mad one and said she’d slit my face open if I ever saw her again.

He was on a mad one and called me a 'spastic little idiot' in front of everyone.