mad ogerish

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looking like a beast that came out of a sewer and ate a whole pizza.
My cousin is mad ogerish. He eats a whole cake for breakfast.
That guy at the gym is mad ogerish. He looks like a walking meatball.
My neighbor’s dog is mad ogerish. It has hair like a wool coat and smells like old cheese.
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so big you could hide a whole buffet in there.
My uncle is mad ogerish. He can eat a whole buffet and still have room for dessert.
The man at the bus stop is mad ogerish. He smells like a gym sock that’s been in a trash can for a year.
My mom’s new boyfriend is mad ogerish. He eats like a horse and talks like he just woke up from a nap.
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so huge you could use your belly button as a door.
My friend’s dog is mad ogerish. It has a belly button you could live in.
That guy at the mall is mad ogerish. He looks like he could eat the whole store.
My brother is mad ogerish. He eats so much he could start a food fight with a whole class.
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so big you could wrestle a bear and win.
My dad is mad ogerish. He wrestled a bear at the county fair and won.
That guy at the park is mad ogerish. He looks like he could take on a whole wrestling team.
My cousin’s new pet is mad ogerish. It’s so big it could eat a whole pizza and still be hungry.
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so big you could play hide and seek with your own hair.
My uncle is mad ogerish. His hair is so thick you could hide in it.
That guy at the bar is mad ogerish. He has a beard so long you could tie it into a knot.
My neighbor is mad ogerish. He has so much hair you could start a fire with it.
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