mad nut

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when the nut you get is so good it makes your brain explode; usually after a cheap piece of ass left you high and dry

My girlfriend broke up with me for a guy who had a better nut than me. I got mad nut.

I got a nut so good I forgot my own name. That’s mad nut.

My ex said I was a nut. I said she was a mad nut. She still left me.

when two people are so crazy about each other they act like they’re the only ones in the world; then they meet someone who’s even crazier and everything goes to hell

I loved my girlfriend until I met her best friend. Now I’m mad nut and she’s a mess.

My crush was my best friend. Then his crush came in and now I’m mad nut.

They were mad nuts. Then they met my mom. Now they’re both mad nuts.

by Slangipedia 1h ago

when someone looks so bad it’s like they were hit by a truck and then made to wear a clown suit

My cousin’s face looked like a mad nut after he ate six tacos and a burger.

I saw my teacher’s face and I swear it was a mad nut.

My dog looked like a mad nut when he ran into a wall and got stuck in a trash can.

by Slangipedia 1h ago