mad noodley

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when a girl feels like her legs are made of cooked pasta and spaghetti after getting pounded

after the first time I did it with my cousin, I walked like a drunk duck for a week

my girlfriend couldn't stand up after our midnight session, she fell off the couch

he said he was done, but I still felt like I was walking through a soup kitchen

when a girl's legs turn to jelly after getting laid so hard, she can't even walk like a normal person

I walked like a zombie after that blow job, I was basically a walking noodle

after our second round, I couldn't walk and had to crawl to the bathroom

she said she was fine, but I saw her leg shaking like a spider

when a girl feels like her legs are going to fall off after getting sexed so hard, she looks like a cooked noodle

after that third time, my legs felt like they were going to fall off and I had to sit down

she stood up like she just ran a marathon

he said he was gentle, but I looked like I just got hit by a noodle truck