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so gross it makes your brain want to quit
That sandwich looked like it was made in a toilet.
I saw his dog's face and immediately regretted my life choices.
The smell of his socks was like a crime scene.
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so bad it makes your soul cry in the dark
His hair looked like a raccoon had a meltdown in it.
That smoothie was the worst thing I’ve ever tasted.
His pants were so dirty they had a map of the sewer system.
3
so ugly it could scare a monster into running
His face looked like it had been hit by a truck and a blender.
That shirt had more holes than a spiderweb.
His beard was like a jungle with no rules.
4
so gross it could make a zombie throw up
His lunch was like a science experiment gone wrong.
That pizza had more mold than a haunted house.
His feet smelled like a landfill on fire.
5
so bad it could make a saint turn into a devil
That cake looked like it had been left out in the rain for a week.
His breath smelled like he had eaten a whole garbage can.
His hair was like a tornado had hit a raccoon.