Mad Nancy

I was just sitting there eating chips and she screamed at me for not being her personal sidekick.

She told me to stop breathing because I was ‘distracting the universe’.

I was trying to watch a movie and she started a debate about why cats are better than dogs.

She tried to tell the teacher who was actually in charge of the class.

She said I had to do my math homework even though I had already finished it.

She tried to give the principal a lecture during lunch.

She started a fight with the school janitor because he didn’t clean the floor properly.

She told the entire school that I was ‘just a nobody’ and she was ‘the queen of everything.’

She tried to take over the lunch line just to prove she was better than the cafeteria lady.

She screamed at me for 10 minutes because I didn’t like her favorite color.

She yelled at the principal for not letting her wear glitter to school.

She started a war with the class because someone said her hair looked messy.

She made me eat my lunch in front of everyone because I didn’t like her pizza.

She started a fight with the principal just to make everyone else laugh.

She told the whole school I was ‘the worst’ and then cried because I didn’t believe her.