Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Cheese money or chedda so wild it could make a goat slap a cow

Yo I just got paid in Mad Mozzarella, I'm gonna eat the whole block and flex

That gig paid in Mad Mozzarella? I'm out here drooling like a dog

I got more Mad Mozzarella than a cheese factory on a bender

2

The kind of cash that makes your wallet scream for mercy and your bank account cry

I got a raise in Mad Mozzarella, now my wallet is in therapy

That paycheck was Mad Mozzarella, I'm gonna spend it on pizza and regret

My boss gave me Mad Mozzarella, I'm gonna buy a whole pizza and still be broke

3

Money so crazy it could turn a cheese lover into a god

That gig paid in Mad Mozzarella, I'm gonna become a cheese god

I got Mad Mozzarella, I'm gonna eat cheese until I'm full

That paycheck was like a cheese deity throwing money at me

4

Cash so good it could make a pizza chef weep and a burger king blush

I got Mad Mozzarella, now I'm weeping like a pizza chef on a budget

That paycheck was Mad Mozzarella, I'm gonna buy pizza and forget my problems

I got paid in Mad Mozzarella, now I'm blushing like a burger king with a bad day

5

Money so wild it could make a cow breakdance and a goat sing opera

I got Mad Mozzarella, now I'm breakdancing like a cow on a sugar rush

That paycheck was Mad Mozzarella, now I'm singing opera like a goat with a voice

Got paid in Mad Mozzarella, I'm gonna make my cow breakdance and my goat sing

6

Cash so good it could make your mom proud and your dad proud and your dog proud

I got Mad Mozzarella, now my mom is proud, my dad is proud, and my dog is proud

That paycheck was Mad Mozzarella, I'm gonna make my whole family proud

Got paid in Mad Mozzarella, now my mom, dad, and dog are all giving me thumbs up