mad movement

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When someone acts like they just saw a squirrel wearing a crown and a tiny suit, and they’re not sure if it’s a sign of the apocalypse or just a really dressed-up rodent.
My cousin started talking to the toaster. I told him it was mad movement.
She ran out of the house screaming because the mailman was wearing sunglasses. That was mad movement.
He flipped a table at a coffee shop because the barista said 'mocha' instead of 'mocha.' That was mad movement.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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When you’re so confused and angry you could punch a hole in the wall, and you’re not even sure why you’re doing it.
I got mad movement when my phone died right before a Zoom call.
He yelled at the traffic light for turning green before he was ready. That was mad movement.
She threw her cereal at the cat because it wouldn’t stop staring at her. Mad movement.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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When someone’s brain is like a broken blender, and it’s just throwing everything around without a plan.
He started singing opera in the grocery store. That was mad movement.
She tried to fold a T-shirt into a origami dragon. It didn’t work. That was mad movement.
He yelled at the sky because he forgot his password. That was mad movement.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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When you're so lost in your thoughts you might as well be in a different universe, and you don't care if people think you're a lunatic.
She stared at the ceiling for two hours because she thought it was a portal to another world. That was mad movement.
He talked to his dog like it was a CEO. That was mad movement.
She drew a mustache on a statue and called it a masterpiece. That was mad movement.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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