mad move

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a move so stupid it makes your brain want to quit
My cousin kissed a chicken at a family reunion. That was a mad move.
He threw his phone out the window because the battery was at 1%. That was a mad move.
She tried to run a marathon in socks. That was a mad move.
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when you move like you’ve been hit by a truck and you don’t know why
He started dancing in the middle of the grocery store. That was a mad move.
She ran into the street screaming at a pigeon. That was a mad move.
He jumped on a bus wearing only socks. That was a mad move.
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a move so crazy it’s like you got a monkey in your head
He wore a hat made of cheese to a job interview. That was a mad move.
She tried to talk to a cow at a fair. That was a mad move.
He climbed a tree in the middle of a math test. That was a mad move.
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when you do something so dumb it makes you question your whole life
He ate an entire pizza in one bite. That was a mad move.
She tried to teach a parrot to do calculus. That was a mad move.
He started a fight with a traffic light. That was a mad move.
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when you completely flip your whole self upside down
He went from being a calm guy to screaming in the street. That was a mad move.
She changed her hair color from black to neon green in one day. That was a mad move.
He started a band with his pet dog. That was a mad move.
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when you decide to follow someone like a lost puppy
He followed his crush to the mall for three hours. That was a mad move.
She texted her ex every five minutes just to say hi. That was a mad move.
He showed up at her house wearing a cape. That was a mad move.
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