Mad Mongoose

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The most hated pirate in the world. He robs cities just for fun and probably peed on the king's throne. Nobody knows his real name, but it's definitely not Scott.

I saw Mad Mongoose burn down a whole port just because he was tired.

He stole my lunch money and threw it into a shark’s mouth.

He’s the reason the sea is full of tears and treasure.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A pirate so bad, he makes the ocean cry. Some say he’s a guy named Scott, but I believe he’s just a ghost who hates people.

He attacked a city just because he was hungry and the mayor wouldn’t give him a sandwich.

He took my ship and left me stranded with a goat.

He fought a dragon and lost because he forgot to bring a sandwich.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

The worst pirate ever. He robs cities, steals food, and probably took a dump on the moon. Nobody knows his real name, but it’s not Scott.

He stole my treasure and left me with a goat and a curse.

He attacked a village just because he was bored.

He turned the sea into a swimming pool of poop and tears.

by Slangipedia 8d ago