Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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a curse that turns moms into monsters when they have kids. They yell, they nag, and they ask the same question 100 times a day

'Did you do your homework?' 'Yes.' 'Did you do your homework?' 'YES.' 'Did you do your homework?' 'I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M DOING THIS.'

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a disease that makes moms go crazy. They act like they're interrogating a criminal every time you walk in the room

'Where were you?' 'At the store.' 'Which store?' 'The one with the chips.' 'What chips?' 'THE ONES I WANTED.'

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a sickness that moms catch when they have kids. It makes them yell, smother you, and ask the same question until you beg for mercy

'Did you clean your room?' 'No.' 'Did you clean your room?' 'NO.' 'Did you clean your room?' 'I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.'

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a disease that makes moms act like they're the boss of everything. They nag, they coddle, and they ask you the same question until you lose your mind

'Did you eat your lunch?' 'Yes.' 'Did you eat your lunch?' 'YES.' 'Did you eat your lunch?' 'I HATE YOU.'

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a disease that turns moms into interrogation machines. They nag, they smother, and they question you until you're ready to scream

'Did you finish your math?' 'No.' 'Did you finish your math?' 'NO.' 'Did you finish your math?' 'I'M GOING TO FAIL.'

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a disease that makes moms go from normal to lunatic in seconds. They nag, they coddle, and they question you until you’re ready to quit life

'Did you brush your teeth?' 'Yes.' 'Did you brush your teeth?' 'YES.' 'Did you brush your teeth?' 'I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M DOING THIS.'