mad mink

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You're being a spicy mess or showing off your queer side.
You're acting like a flamingo in a sock fight.
You just did a dance in the middle of the grocery store.
You told your mom you're a unicorn and she said, 'Okay, but don't bring the glitter.'
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You're being a hot mess or acting like a rainbow exploded in your pants.
You're crying in a taco bell and screaming, 'I'm not a taco, I'm a taco bell!'
You tried to do a backflip and fell into a puddle.
You told your dad you're a disco ball and he said, 'Okay, but don't shine too bright.'
3
You're being a spicy donkey or showing off your gay vibes like it's a Monday morning.
You're eating a whole pizza and screaming, 'I'm not fat, I'm a pizza legend!'
You did a dance in the middle of a math test and got sent to the principal's office.
You told your teacher you're a flamingo and she said, 'Okay, but don't make me bring the glitter.'
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You're being a zesty mess or showing off your gay side like it's a fashion show.
You're screaming in a grocery store because you ran out of bread.
You did a dance in the middle of a Zoom call and your boss said, 'We need to talk.'
You told your friend you're a unicorn and he said, 'Okay, but don't bring the glitter.'
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You're being a spicy goat or acting like a rainbow just jumped into your pants.
You're screaming in the park because you got stuck in a tree.
You did a dance in the middle of a soccer game and got a yellow card.
You told your brother you're a disco ball and he said, 'Okay, but don't shine too bright.'
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You're being a hot mess or acting like a flamingo just exploded in your pants.
You're crying in a movie theater and screaming, 'I'm not a tomato, I'm a tomato legend!'
You did a dance in the middle of a math test and got sent to the office.
You told your mom you're a unicorn and she said, 'Okay, but don't bring the glitter.'
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