mad mike

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Mad Mike is when Michael Shaughnessy turns into a drunk monster after guzzling beers until he’s about to pass out. He’ll trash anything in his path and won’t stop until the whole room is a mess.

I saw Mike at the bar last night. He threw a chair through a window and yelled, 'I’m not a monster, I’m a legend!'

He came into work today with a hangover and a bruised nose. He said, 'I didn’t start the fight, I just finished it.'

He tried to drive home last night and crashed into a mailbox. He said, 'That mailbox was asking for it.'

by Slangipedia 3h ago

Mike Najarian, or Maddog, is the wild man who bangs the drums for State Radio like he’s trying to punch the audience. He’s been with the band since 2006 and brings the heat every time they play.

At the concert, Maddog was jumping around like a kangaroo on meth. He yelled, 'This is what you get when you don’t bring the energy!'

Chad said, 'Maddog is the reason I can’t sit still during our shows.'

He once hit his drum so hard, the microphone fell off. He said, 'That mic was weak.'

by Slangipedia 3h ago