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My uncle. He's so crazy he'd punch a fire hydrant just to see if it'd yell back.
He got arrested for yelling at a mailbox.
He tried to start a fight with a traffic cone.
He told the cops he was the president of the sidewalk.
Mad Mick
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My uncle. He’s so nuts he thinks pizza is a conspiracy theory.
He threw a pizza at a cop for no reason.
He tried to explain life to a vending machine.
He told the pizza guy he was the god of cheese.
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My uncle. He’s so high on madness he thinks the moon is a giant disco ball.
He tried to dance with the moon at night.
He told the neighbors the moon was throwing a party.
He screamed at the moon for not playing his favorite song.