Mad Max Bullshit

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Mad Max bullshit is when you're stuck in a mess and everyone else is just watching you scream into the void.

My boss yelled at me for 10 minutes about a typo. The rest of the office was just laughing.

My dog ran through my house like it was a war zone. I was the only one trying to clean it up.

My friend started a fight at a buffet. I was the only one who had to deal with the cops.

Mad Max bullshit is when life throws you a brick and you're the only one who has to catch it.

My car broke down in the middle of the highway. Everyone else was just passing me by like I was a joke.

My mom called me at 2 AM to tell me my dad spilled soup on the floor. I was the only one who had to mop it.

My teacher gave me a pop quiz. The whole class just sat there like it wasn't their fault.

Mad Max bullshit is when the world is on fire and you're the only one still trying to put it out.

My brother started a fire in the kitchen. I tried to save the house. He just laughed and ate a burger.

My boss gave me 100 tasks. The rest of the team just sat there like they were on vacation.

My dog bit my neighbor's kid. I had to explain it to the whole block. My dog just stared at me like I was a fool.