Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome

My uncle drank 12 beers and got head from my aunt's cousin. He fell asleep on her couch.

He got a blow job from a woman who looked like a doughnut and collapsed like a sack of potatoes.

My dad got a blow job from a lady who weighed 300 pounds and snored through it.

My cousin got wasted and got head from a woman who looked like a cake. He fell over and hit his head.

He was so drunk he got a blow job and collapsed on the floor like a sack of bricks.

My brother got a blow job from a lady who looked like a burrito and fell over like a drunk cow.

He drank 10 shots and got a blow job from a woman who looked like a pie. He turned into a puddle and spilled on the floor.

My friend got so wasted he got head from a lady and melted like a candle.

He drank so much he got a blow job and leaked like a broken water main.