mad martin

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A mad martin is someone who can get high on anything, like a fart in a phone booth. He thinks he's a king just because he listens to rusta and acts like he's in a rap battle with the ghost of Drake.
I ate three burritos and a bag of chips and now I'm a mad martin.
He got high off a sock full of glitter and now he's talking to the ceiling.
He thinks he's a blazer because he listens to rusta and claims he's in a battle with the ghost of Drake.
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A mad martin is two guys who are totally gay, love each other more than pizza, and have sex in places you're not supposed to have sex, like the principal's office.
They had sex in the principal's office and got caught with glitter on their faces.
They love each other more than pizza and had sex on the roof during lunch.
They had sex in the science lab and the teacher didn't even notice.
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